Detention Classroom

Similar to Alex Romero's "Medical Whores", "Detention Classroom" is a lame tribute to dress-up in schoolgirl costumes, about as thrilling as a night of shopping at Ricky's six months before Halloween.

Both obscure films were self-released by Romero prior to being acquired and regurgitated by London's Harmony Films, a once-mighty label now reduced to handling barely watchable filler.

Ash Hollywood is an exception, having delivered the terrific "Exquisite Slits" made by her and Gazzman to Harmony recently. She's the "name" attached to both Romero features, cast here as a blonde teacher to balance the cast of otherwise lookalike brunette teen types humping their profs.

A crummy set for the classroom is used for nearly every scene, with poor command of the English language dooming the content to all-sex status. Of the Euro babes posing as youngsters the most impressive to me was bosomy Kittina, adding literal depth to an otherwise flat exercise in skin diving.