- Madea: Bam!
- Aunt Bam: Mabel! Mmm-hmm!
- Joe: Hey!
- Aunt Bam: She...
- Joe: Heathrow, I believe the old hoes has figured it out
- Aunt Bam: Yeah!
- Madea: Ain't that the same?
- Aunt Bam: That's the same damn perfume, Mabel!
- Madea: You know exactly what that mean...
- Aunt Bam: Wait, ain't it...
- Madea: That means shut your mouth! That's what that mean.
- Joe: He went in farther than any man should ever go with another man. Unless you're into that kinda thing
- Joe: It took y'all long enough. Hell, that's just... see, I'm a player from back in the day, I figured it out. I know what's happening, right when it's happening.
- Hattie: Dang! You work quick!
- Undertaker: Miss Vianne said that we wanted it done quickly.
- Hattie: Do you do everything quickly?
- Madea: Hattie, hush!
- Undertaker: I only speak slowly. I'm actually pretty quick.
- Hattie: Oh! That's good.
- Madea: Weeping-no, sweeping-sweeping in the middle of the night... will bring the dust in the morning.
- Joe: I don't know why them women said the funeral was quick, it was so long I sat there watching my toenails grow.
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By what name was A Madea Family Funeral (2019) officially released in India in English?
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