Flesh Blanket

One of the worst movies I have seen in a long time. I won't waste many words on this review, as the poor production, camerawork, sound, and acting in this film does not warrant it.

If you are looking for an actually 'well-made', original, and actual watchable 'found-footage' movie, check out V/H/S and indeed it's sequel, they are both excellent attempts at the genre.

In summary, avoid watching this at all costs, if I could take back the time I spent watching it I still wouldn't - because I have sacrificed it for any of you who happen to read this review.

It has a shock and awe effect that is for sure. Not sure its in a good way tho it had me scratching my head. The actors in this are all real. It hits on real stuff and deep issues by the actors. I cant tell if its a fn joke tho or real sentiment mixed in. That to me is the most fd up part. Especially with the way weirdos are today that do some the most fd up stuff. At the 34 min mark in the movie he speaks real talk. Same time dude has daddy issues supposedly with his old man thats so fn small and childish. Only reason id give it one star is Christina DeRosa is in it. Georgia Van Cuylenburg looks amazing in this and touches on alopecia. Shes beautiful in this movie but now days she looks used up and like shes done tons drugs. I personally wouldnt waste my time watching this again.

Its sick. The good way and the bad way. You haven't seen it all if you haven't seen this.

A documentary about fat guys, a few strippers and a couple of stand up comedian, that's about it. Watching paint dry is more interesting. I don't know where to start the review, bad acting, bad directing, bad script, bad editing and so on. Terrible movie. High score rating is obviously from friends of the cast and crew. Absolute rubbish try another career honestly because this isn't for you.

I saw this film with some friends, and it was bad bad bad. The first 30 minutes felt like 3 hours. There was some humor in there that was ironically funny, but I don't think that the filmmakers intended it to be funny in the way that it was. If you watch this film without knowing that its a mockumentary, you might feel actual fear at one point, but this sense of fear is taken away immediately when the acting becomes clearly bad during any of the 'scary' scenes. If i had to give any praise to this film, it's that Ramsey definitely tried to give a good performance, but i just don't think the direction he had was very good.

Overall, I must say that if you want to have some laughs with friends, watch this movie, but don't expect anything good, and expect it to drag on.