- Edger Rece' Bureaux: Well I sure do here like my beer. And I like my boom. I just can't believe everyone around here doesn't like my humor. Oh well, there's no accounting for taste.
- P.O.T.U.S: I'm a HUGE admirer of yours, Edger. A huge, HUGE admirer of yours, if you know what I mean.
- Edger Rece' Bureaux: Well, I think I do, but I'm a little confused. Do you want to shake my hand or kiss me?