Sexy Bondage 7
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- 2007
- 1h 10m
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Joe Anton, peer of the late bondage guy Jack Banner & equally untalented, cranked out innumerable crummy videos like this one, never wondering if the fans wanted just a little bit more in terms of creativity. Apparently they didn't, as you will discover if you check out IMDb's "Adventure" genre and note the thousands of ridiculously titled bondage/fetish videos listed.
Full female nudity is the drawing card for this version of the Damsels in Distress genre, so it's not a complete waste of time for fans of superstars like Charlie Laine and Karlie Montana. However, the wimp factor is off the charts, as even though this is sold with an Adults Only disclaimer, the only lesbian sex content present is occasionally copping a feel.
The copper and feeler is none other than Loren Chance, changing her hair color drastically between scenes (this is just a compilation, as usual) and busy in the BTS footage carefully tying up the ladies. She gets to handle the feminine merchandise, sort of a surrogate for the horny male voyeur watching out there in a corner of Video Land next door to Serling's Twilight Zone. In that corner just seeing beautiful femmes gagged, tied, immobilized, struggling to breathe free, constitutes what one laughingly calls Entertainment.
For all others, the tiresome vignettes consist of Loren or at one point a dastardly male wearing shades (Banner liked Ray-Bans before offing himself, so that's the role model) who is probably the director Anton himself. Both he and Loren fail miserably to conjure up villainy, as there is no interest here in creating the actual distress for the damsels, merely encouraging them to squeal, moan or whimper as escape from their tight ties is, as Jeri Ryan used to say, futile.
Which brings up in my mind the obvious question: given that this stuff is soft-core why don't the fabulous Jeri Ryans of the mainstream world stoop to performing this crap, rather than famous and well-paid Lesbian Cinema icons like Charlie and Carlie (and Sinn, etc.)? Watching Seven of Nine in high heels and bulging whalebone corset trying to undo her bonds would be worth the price of admission.
Full female nudity is the drawing card for this version of the Damsels in Distress genre, so it's not a complete waste of time for fans of superstars like Charlie Laine and Karlie Montana. However, the wimp factor is off the charts, as even though this is sold with an Adults Only disclaimer, the only lesbian sex content present is occasionally copping a feel.
The copper and feeler is none other than Loren Chance, changing her hair color drastically between scenes (this is just a compilation, as usual) and busy in the BTS footage carefully tying up the ladies. She gets to handle the feminine merchandise, sort of a surrogate for the horny male voyeur watching out there in a corner of Video Land next door to Serling's Twilight Zone. In that corner just seeing beautiful femmes gagged, tied, immobilized, struggling to breathe free, constitutes what one laughingly calls Entertainment.
For all others, the tiresome vignettes consist of Loren or at one point a dastardly male wearing shades (Banner liked Ray-Bans before offing himself, so that's the role model) who is probably the director Anton himself. Both he and Loren fail miserably to conjure up villainy, as there is no interest here in creating the actual distress for the damsels, merely encouraging them to squeal, moan or whimper as escape from their tight ties is, as Jeri Ryan used to say, futile.
Which brings up in my mind the obvious question: given that this stuff is soft-core why don't the fabulous Jeri Ryans of the mainstream world stoop to performing this crap, rather than famous and well-paid Lesbian Cinema icons like Charlie and Carlie (and Sinn, etc.)? Watching Seven of Nine in high heels and bulging whalebone corset trying to undo her bonds would be worth the price of admission.
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