Jurassic Thunder

Milko Davis gives us an outstanding literary masterpiece in Jurassic Thunder. Following thru on his dream by directing, his thrilling story gives us plenty of reasons to buy beer. Tell all your friends to join you for a special screening and make sure they bring plenty of Steel Reserve. Post it on Facebook. Heath C. Heine nails Trump to a tee. Any idiot drunk enough can not help but to cheer for the weaponized dinosaurs! You should certainly watch this film and contemplate the toilet paper rush due to the Coronavirus. You will need it after watching. We all need to support these companies that believe in giving us these masterworks because they think so much of us. I mean, dinosaurs are people too! Just remember people, when talking about the movies that really matter, Jurassic Thunder is one to be proud of seeing. Tell all your friends. I mean think about it, if you are able to watch this past 5 minutes, you are my hero. Idiots are people too. As evidenced by the cast and the sponsors and the great minds who greenlighted this. We should feel 'special' that the producers and studios think so highly of us. No matter how much beer you drank, drink all you want, we'll make more. This review is sponsored by the world brewing federation.

If this movie was made by a bunch of kids in High School then the effects are impressive, but under any other standards they are some of the worst you will ever see. The plot of the movie is poorly thought out, the camera angles and transitions make this movie look like it was edited in in Windows XP Movie Maker. I only watched it because there were quite a few good reviews, but I'm sure they're lost in all the bad reviews by now and that they were posted by the High School Kids who made this movie. I enjoy quite a few low budget films, but this film does not come anywhere near that list. At one moment in the film a Commanding Officer is seen using a Nerf Gun. And while this part is pretty funny as a colleague quietly points out it's a Nerf Gun, the rest of the movie has the same issues. Ultimately they should have made this movie a comedy. Trying to make this movie an action movie sealed the fate on the possibility of anyone ever watching this more than once. At moments in the film it is more entertaining to count the number of pixels in objects (as the graphics are randomly bad) than to actually pay attention to what is going on.

Don't watch it. And if you do, good luck getting past the first 10 minutes. If you want the Super Power to listen to any seminar, any documentary or to listen to any campaigning personal for hours on end; you will have to endure the torture that is this movie first.

This (ahem) sci fi movie should have just been made into a slapstick comedy, because that's how it develops, but the comedy is missing from the slapstick.

I won't try to say what the movie is about, because it's a disjointed mess of scenes that will bore you to sleep.

This may be the most boring collection of special effects since the remake of "Clash of the Titans".

They do try to give us the comedy, but they fail. I can't say it's the actors here, because it's mostly a movie of images and special effects, without a lot of expressions from the actors on camera. Sure, some, but they aren't well timed. The director, unfortunately, lacks the sense of timing.

Which makes for a very boring ordeal. Since it is boring, it doesn't get the chance to be "depressing", so it's merely forgettable, and for me, that is the criteria for the 3/10 rating.

Randomly bought in Tesco without thinking. Waste of a fiver. My husband enjoyed laughing at how Terrible it is hence 2 stars!

Wish I had never watched this. Makes fun of our president and military in the whole movie. Nothing impressing or funny about this movie. Horrible horrible horrible. I DO NOT RECOMMEND!!!! I would not call this B rated. I would call it F rated.