Eden

This short won 6 awards. Izzat it? I think they missed an award - The Shortest McGuffin Award for a 2-frame blip ending of a McGuffin that mimicked a line from a few minutes earlier. No offense but this short was awful. However I loved the opening music and the opening sets aboard the star ship were very interesting and the outer space shots were fun as I am always intrigued and happy when I can see a bunch of red and orange gas balls all over the Universe. The story was sophomoric as well as something that only a gamer could love. Ooops! Wuzzat it? The gamer thing? Sigh. And that bizarre obligatory shoot out. Howcumzit that there wasn't any other kind of obligatory item like a car chase or vomit scene or nekked girls or since it's a short a 5-frame love scene however there was one extremely obvious obligatory item that all new shorts and movies have to have these days. I can't mention it or I'll get boinked. Overall I'll give it a 2 because the beginning had a fun promise but the middle and end were pure _________ (you fill in the blank)