Cumless: A Digital Playground XXX Parody

Even by the low (perhaps nonexistent) standards of the so-called porn-parody genre, this takeoff on "Clueless" decades later is p*ss-poor. Talented cameraman/director Francois Clousot should be red-faced.

It bears almost no relation to the hit comedy movie that also generated a lesser tv series, with even the Valley Girl argot and behavior somehow lost in translation. As one of the last purveyors of porn-parody releases, Digital Playground seems to have decided merely ripping off some one's property is enough, from a marketing standpoint.

So we have 3 co-eds, bearing no resemblance to the originals, doing pranks on school officials. It's not funny, though overage Britney Amber (she would have been more convincing as a MILF or teacher rather than a teen) does deliver a mighty stimulating if overextended blow job in the movie's final vignette: long-dicked Justin Hunt (on loan from DP's sister label Brazzers) being the lucky recipient of Amber's liposuction.

Poor Syren De Mer gets poor billing as a math teacher getting anal sex and a creampie from Tommy Gunn in the epitome of extraneous sex scenes, and she is unflatteringly photographed by Clousot to boot.