- Lucy Hutton: It's gonna snow.
- Joshua Templeman: How do you know that?
- Lucy Hutton: Because it's a thing. I can smell weather.
- Joshua Templeman: Well, that would make you the lamest X-Man ever.
- Joshua Templeman: I don't wanna be some experiment before you settle down with Mr. Right. And I'm not gonna put my hands on you again unless you tell me that nobody kisses you like I do.
- Lucy Hutton: I'll fire you.
- Joshua Templeman: Ah, but I'm incapable of giving you that pleasure.
- Lucy Hutton: Aw, it's not the first time you've said that to a woman.
- Joshua Templeman: Lucy, I've had a lot of women...
- Lucy Hutton: I seriously hope there's an end to that sentence.
- Lucy Hutton: I always pictured you as a swipe right, "Let's not put a label on it, babe" kinda guy.
- Joshua Templeman: Well, sometimes you're wrong.
- Joshua Templeman: Raging case of horny. I-I think your condition may be serious.
- Lucy Hutton: Will I die?
- Joshua Templeman: A few days in bed should cure it.