Doug Walker credited as playing...
Nostalgia Critic • Skinhead
- Tamara: Hey, did I hear that right? You haven't said the F word in a year?
- Nostalgia Critic: Yeah, I guess I did.
- Malcolm: Are you gonna keep that up?
- Nostalgia Critic: Fuck no.
- Mary: [blandly] My father's magic pebble.
- Nostalgia Critic: [as Nicholas] Oh, I never liked pebbles. It reminds me of sand. It's so coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
- [as Mary]
- Nostalgia Critic: You were made for me.
- [as Nicholas]
- Nostalgia Critic: I can tell by your rush of emotion.
- Nostalgia Critic: [imitating Uncle Albert] My wife has a toy that she calls "The Greatest Friend In The World", and I hate it.
- Nostalgia Critic: [as the Nutcracker] I ate your hamster when you weren't looking. He tasted like loooove.