You know that joke Family Guy made about Lifetime movies? The one suggesting they make women out to be victims and men out to be bad people? I'm not sure a joke has ever been more accurate.
I honestly have no idea why I keep finding myself watching them, it's not that they're bad they're just so darn paint by numbers. Once you've seen one you've seen them all, they're just cheap to make made for television nonsense.
Here we have a woman involved in a car accident, she awakens with amnesia and has to piece together what happened while certain parties in her life conspire against her.
Again you'll have seen it all before, it offers no surprises, no twists you won't have worked out for yourself and no real competence in the cast. This right here is cookie cutter filmmaking.
For fans of Lifetime and literally nobody else.
The Good:
Harmless stuff
The Bad:
Impressively unoriginal
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
Hardened criminals with no problems murdering children will not smoke around them for moral reasons
Kidnapped kids behave for their captors perfectly, acting so normal you'd think nothing had happenedLeft for Dead: More mundane Lifetime stuff
