48 reviews
This was a PG version of a raunchy comedy. It had it's laugh out loud
moments but the movie felt long at 1:24. You probably have better
choices to watch.
- sadiesizzles
- Mar 16, 2021
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This is a light comedy about the adventures of two friends, which, unfortunately, does not live up to its ambitions. The film begins with an interesting idea - the story of a spontaneous trip that should be full of humor and surprises. But as it turns out, the plot lacks real dynamics and the characters lack depth. Despite a few good jokes, the movie is mostly remembered for its mediocre script and vague plot twists. There is chemistry between the main characters, but it is not strong enough to "pull" the whole movie. A movie that is suitable for one easy viewing, but does not leave a deep impression and does not offer anything really special.
Honestly, there is no way I could create a good movie. Making a good movie is extremely difficult and takes a lot of talented minds working together.
I remember that every time I watch a really bad movie. This film made me truly appreciate the talent that goes into making a good film because it was so atrocious.
One Night in San Diego is extremely contrived and tries way too hard. It is super boring and really just a garbage film overall. Anybody watching this movie will realize that within the first 15 minutes, so I didn't feel the need to warn people.
However, considering all of the 10 STAR generic one sentence reviews that were posted from accounts that were conveniently created the month this movie was released, compelled me to leave and honest review!
The script reminds me of something teens would put together in an after school YMCA class with their friends. They think it's well written because it's a readable conversation, but that doesn't mean it's in any way entertaining.
I laughed once during the first 45 minutes, so I ultimately had to turn it off. To top it all off the acting is bad. I was convinced that the Asian lead had written a movie and her parents produced it because her acting was the absolute worst...like noticeably horrific. I was shocked to learn that she didn't write and produce this trash. She must be close with the person who did because I can't understand for the life of me how anyone would put her in a movie with those acting skills.
The only reason I kept watching is because I'm from San Diego and wanted to see the scenery. Also, I can have a good time cringing at bad movies for a little bit. If you want to watch an enjoyable film this evening, do not watch this one!
I remember that every time I watch a really bad movie. This film made me truly appreciate the talent that goes into making a good film because it was so atrocious.
One Night in San Diego is extremely contrived and tries way too hard. It is super boring and really just a garbage film overall. Anybody watching this movie will realize that within the first 15 minutes, so I didn't feel the need to warn people.
However, considering all of the 10 STAR generic one sentence reviews that were posted from accounts that were conveniently created the month this movie was released, compelled me to leave and honest review!
The script reminds me of something teens would put together in an after school YMCA class with their friends. They think it's well written because it's a readable conversation, but that doesn't mean it's in any way entertaining.
I laughed once during the first 45 minutes, so I ultimately had to turn it off. To top it all off the acting is bad. I was convinced that the Asian lead had written a movie and her parents produced it because her acting was the absolute worst...like noticeably horrific. I was shocked to learn that she didn't write and produce this trash. She must be close with the person who did because I can't understand for the life of me how anyone would put her in a movie with those acting skills.
The only reason I kept watching is because I'm from San Diego and wanted to see the scenery. Also, I can have a good time cringing at bad movies for a little bit. If you want to watch an enjoyable film this evening, do not watch this one!
- danikarose
- Apr 1, 2021
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This movie was so bad. SOOOO bad. Bad acting, bad camera-work, bad script. I like goofy comedies, really, but this was neither goofy nor a comedy. It tried really hard, it did. The problem is it looked like it was trying really hard, and that kills it right there. Good comedy seems effortless. Forced comedy is just lame.
Want to know how bad this movie really is? As of this writing, there are 18 reviews that give the movie 10 out of 10 stars, and each review consists of a sentence or two. If that doesn't reek of someone trying to push the ratings up, then you're not paying attention. And if the filmmakers have to create bogus reviews, how can you even have faith in the what they've "created"? I can't emphasize this enough, even the people behind this movie have no confidence in it and know how bad it is.
There's not much else to say about the movie itself, because there's not really a movie here. Just know that when you see this many good reviews, especially when the reviewer can't even be bothered to write more than two sentences, there is something very fishy going on.
Want to know how bad this movie really is? As of this writing, there are 18 reviews that give the movie 10 out of 10 stars, and each review consists of a sentence or two. If that doesn't reek of someone trying to push the ratings up, then you're not paying attention. And if the filmmakers have to create bogus reviews, how can you even have faith in the what they've "created"? I can't emphasize this enough, even the people behind this movie have no confidence in it and know how bad it is.
There's not much else to say about the movie itself, because there's not really a movie here. Just know that when you see this many good reviews, especially when the reviewer can't even be bothered to write more than two sentences, there is something very fishy going on.
Does not represent San Diego at ALL. If you've never been to SD and watch this film you're definitely getting the wrong picture. Acting was horrible, story was horrible. Not funny at all. All these people saying it was funny, like how?? It was honestly boring and superficial AF.
- PixieMauve
- Apr 3, 2021
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This movie is horrendous. The writing and acting are both terrible. The movie isn't funny. The whole thing is actually really boring. The handheld shots are likely to make you nauseous. Audio levels are all over the place.
If you're seeing reviews/ratings anything above a 4 they're likely written by friends of the producer & crew. The ones that are 8-10/10 definitely are.
Zzzzzzzz...
Extremely poor writing and acting. I would be very, very, surprised if this ever actually played in a theater. Seems more like a community college film class project.
I see several 10s here. People who are very obviously related to the movie.
I see several 10s here. People who are very obviously related to the movie.
- kbellenfant
- Nov 16, 2020
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This is yet another waste of time, energy and money.....I can't believe real money was wasted to create (for lack of a better word) this monstrosity!!
- mplattchapman
- May 4, 2021
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This movie was an insult to my intelligence. It did a terrible job trying to be funny
- jonathan-restivo
- Apr 23, 2021
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Funny, creative, relatable, entertaining - all of the above! 10/10 recommend for a a feel good, laugh out loud movie night!
- alexamarie-80072
- Nov 16, 2020
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I watched this movie on the recommendation of a friend . I was very positively surprised by its technical quality , freshness of script , terrific acting and overall direction and pace . For a first feature movie it was unusually well made even though I read the Director has made quite a few shorts ( Shorts however, are just not the same as making a feature film ! ) .I also read all the other reviews .Yes some tens from insiders but that's normal as are the envious trollers who I see making their comments too !
Overall well done . Keep it up . I will watch with interest what's next from this Director in our Covid ridden production world .
- florianmovieview
- Nov 29, 2020
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Admittedly, I may not be the target audience of this film. I'm not a millennial, I have never laughed at a College Humor skit, and I believe that the pinnacle of artistic expression is David Lynch telling the weather for a city that I don't live in and picking a random number out of a jar every day.
So I think you can understand the rating I give this film, but that doesn't excuse the lazy writing, poor post-production, and a film that all around lacks thematic direction and a soul. I think the director intended to make a low-brow buddy comedy but Female(tm), and I can't help from asking myself: why would you want any more of those? The world of film definitely needs more female voices in female centric narratives, but Lawson's evidently hollow Girl Boss mentality makes a film that's devoid of a well-rounded personality. Not to mention jokes that fall flat, scenes that go on for far too long, a generic yet oddly on the nose soundtrack, and a climax so groundbreaking it can only rival watching paint dry.
The fact that anyone that has the money to buy the newest DSLR and hire C-list actors can make a movie is the greatest tragedy of our time. That's what watching this film makes me want to believe at least, but I know that's not true. Sofia Coppola has proven that priveledged white girls can make good films too, and I hope Lawson can take some notes from her.
So I think you can understand the rating I give this film, but that doesn't excuse the lazy writing, poor post-production, and a film that all around lacks thematic direction and a soul. I think the director intended to make a low-brow buddy comedy but Female(tm), and I can't help from asking myself: why would you want any more of those? The world of film definitely needs more female voices in female centric narratives, but Lawson's evidently hollow Girl Boss mentality makes a film that's devoid of a well-rounded personality. Not to mention jokes that fall flat, scenes that go on for far too long, a generic yet oddly on the nose soundtrack, and a climax so groundbreaking it can only rival watching paint dry.
The fact that anyone that has the money to buy the newest DSLR and hire C-list actors can make a movie is the greatest tragedy of our time. That's what watching this film makes me want to believe at least, but I know that's not true. Sofia Coppola has proven that priveledged white girls can make good films too, and I hope Lawson can take some notes from her.
- arcadegaynnon
- Nov 30, 2020
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Doesn't represent SD at all. Horrible acting. Lame jokes. Boring and superficial AF. Don't waste your time.
- PixieMauve
- Apr 3, 2021
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I watched the whole thing and was entertained - I like the genre of fun girls trip so that kept my attention - but it is really bad. The acting is bad. The writing is bad. I feel kind of bad for the actors in this because they are so bad at acting and that's their job... I did keep it on rather than abandoning it so 3 stars.
- kristenwells12
- May 18, 2021
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This type of movie is right up my alley AND I live in SD. I was surprised none of my friends had mentioned it, and now I know why. It's so terrible. The writing is so, so bad...which explains the acting. I took intro improv (as a hobby, like intramural sports or something) and one of the things taught was to not over explain character traits. The first fifteen minutes is explaining the main characters - like, is the target viewer expected to be that dense - that we can't figure out one is "irresponsible" without it being said? And so many montages. Also. For a movie with San Diego with in the title, IT'S NOTHING LIKE SAN DIEGO. I did see they parked and ran around downtown - so, they were in the city at some point. It was my love for San Diego that motivated me to sign up for an account to write a review. Don't do us dirty!
Run run as fast as you can! Don't watch this. Save yourself. Not funny, terrible acting, maybe they made it as a joke? Who knows.
- amyrosebanas
- May 31, 2021
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There's no way anyone in their right-mind would rate this movie 10/10. Just watch the first 5 or 10 minutes of it so you can laugh at how terrible the acting is. Trust me, this movie deserves 0/10.
Literally the worst acting I've ever seen - makes Hallmark movie cast members look like Oscar winners in comparison. Excruciating to watch. Stay far far away.
- robinehatfield-00432
- Aug 6, 2022
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Thanks Penelope for creating a great entertaining movie the girls could get together to watch.
- rachael_figlar
- Nov 26, 2020
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Super low budget but all the actors in this movie were hilarious as was the dialogue. I wanted to give it a 10 just to bring up the ridiculously low overall rating, but it is a solid 7 for me. I watched this movie because I'm a San Diego girl and was curious to see what their night here would entail. Those girls blew it every step of the way but it was a fun adventure to watch. I'll definitely watch again one day.
- chilibeanie
- Mar 19, 2021
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I loved the two leads in this film! It was light and really fun.
- jaimiejam11
- Nov 17, 2020
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Honestly wasn't expecting much but this movie was hilarious. I'm a native San Diegan so maybe I am biased but I laughed over and over while watching this. The 2 main actresses were great. I would definitely recommend this!
I had low expectations but really ended up walking away loving it!! I haven't laughed that hard in a minute. Was only familiar with a couple people in the cast but everyone was great. It was a pleasant surprise
- Kelleysinclair
- Nov 19, 2020
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