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"Die Hard in Space" this is not. Truly a terrible, terrible movie. I'm embarrassed for Bruce
- victoria-80593
- Dec 18, 2020
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2 minutes in, something felt wrong, I'd pressed play because I like Sci-fi and I like Bruce. At 24 minutes I came here to make sure I wasn't alone in thinking, what the actual F.
I think the BBC must have found the old sets for Red Dwarf and sold them to these guys because everything looks super cheap and the special effects are comical. The plot makes no sense, the characters make no sense, the acting is insanely bad. As a little side side point, why the hell would you have a cleaning product on a spaceship that if not diluted can literally eat through metal?
Sometimes really bad can still be fun, this is not one of those times.
I think the BBC must have found the old sets for Red Dwarf and sold them to these guys because everything looks super cheap and the special effects are comical. The plot makes no sense, the characters make no sense, the acting is insanely bad. As a little side side point, why the hell would you have a cleaning product on a spaceship that if not diluted can literally eat through metal?
Sometimes really bad can still be fun, this is not one of those times.
How come they got all these actors together and paid them? Probably thats where most of the movie budget went...B- movie with A-list actors. The sets in the movie are hilarious, the dialogue is just not right, the editing seems incomplete and the camera shots are weird enough and repetitive. It 's a 3-star movie just because the story is not that bad and literally 3 scenes of the movie are good. But i can't recommend this to anyone with a taste in sci-fi.
Watch Pandorum instead or re-watch another sci-fi and avoid the disappointment. 3/10
Really. It's bad from start, but hard to believe that is that bad. Everything. I forced myself to the end to have a new reference for a bad movie. I must have lost a lot of brain cells watching. It's painful.
We all need to do stuff sometimes because we have to. I'm thinking one of several things are going on here. 1. Bruce needed money to pay his taxes. 2. He needed a loss to write off. 3. He owed someone. 4. He did someone a favour. 5. He lost a bet. 6. He signed this contract when he was drunk. 7. Someone held a gun to his head. It has to be one of those because there is no way, Bruce "action star" Willis, would look at this script and say.."Hey! this is the best, can't wait to put my name on it!" What an absolute load of cow manure! Bruce should buy up all copies, burn them; put a full page ad in the Times apologizing to his fans, friends, fellow actors, family and unborn grandchildren as well as give us all refunds! Utter garbage!!!!... sorry Bruce, I'm only telling you this because I've loved you since Moonlighting... I'm also probably not saying anything you didn't already know about this movie.
Bad. Horrible. Terrible. Sophomoric. Embarrassing. Cheap. Cable access channel level. Too awful for even MST3K to mock. Anyone involved with this film even in the minutest way should be launched into the sun. Imagine the ppl that could have been fed or housed with the money that was deplorably flushed into the eternal crap hole of death that was this...whatever the whatever this was.
- XrayAtheist
- Dec 18, 2020
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- shuebcreative
- Apr 25, 2021
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I can't beleive both Bruce Willis and Thomas Jane would involve in such a horrible movie ,not only the movie tried to be an aliens movie copy but it has the worst acting and visual effects ever knowing that the producers tried to relay on the reputation of two big actors whom in this movie look more like ghosts of themselves ,they did not even try or give any effort to show any acting skills
so bad i regret watching it .
Usually I give very bad movies at least a 2, but for this....thing... I will grant myself the luxury to go for one star only. The cinematography, lighting and editing make this one a chore to sit through. The story makes no sense, the characters are uninteresting and the whole thing seems to have been put together in After Effects by a child.
Willis is sleepwalking, as has become his standard MO.
Willis is sleepwalking, as has become his standard MO.
- metahumanity_01
- Dec 19, 2020
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Seriouly made a account for this move to prevent that more people are going to watch this suck as movie. This is litterlay the worst movie ever watcht.
ANTI-LIFE is a very low-budget DTV B-movie in the Sci-fi Thriller Genre & starring ex-A lister BRUCE WILLIS & it's in my opinion fairly good fun!!!
Now this is extremely low-quality & looks like a t.v series in it's overall look but i dig it's Cult Classic influences such as John Carpenter's The Thing, Prince of Darkness & Ghost's of Mars as well as Alien & other Sci-fi flicks & that gives it the old skool comforting charm as we feel like we've seen all this before because we have & it's definitely a comfort having Willis aboard this sci-fi Adventure as we all grew up watching the guy, he is an old skool Action legend.
Set during Earth's last days as an inhabitable planet the last remaining humans in the hundred-thousands, are rushed aboard a huge space ship thats going deep into space to a new planet to start fresh & i think we as humans let are planet die because like in real life no one looks after our planet & only care about money so the story as a fantasy does have a ring of truth to it. The huge space ship puts everyone to sleep until they reach their new destination in about 6 months or so except a team of workers stay awake to make sure everything stays safe during the long journey & here we have our rugged team with the old A-hole veteran Bruce Willis as Clay & his new team mate played by Cody Kearsley (Riverdale) a maintenance/Cleaner & Johnny Messner (Sabotage) & a few other recognisable faces amongst the skeleton Crew & the leader/Captain of the ship the great B-movie legend THOMAS JANE (Deep Blue Sea, The Mist, The Predator, Nemesis, The Punisher) I'm a big Jane fan & even though he has basically a glorified Cameo it's better for the film that he's in it!!! Bruce Willis starts out as a big A-hole with a drinking problem & a bad attitude but as the film goes along he's the Willis we know & love. This Crew are up against an Alien creature that gets aboard the ship & starts to infect the workers & does all kinds of bloody & gross stuff & gradually are small crew have to gear up & fight this thing in an "ALIEN" kind of way & it's pretty fun B-movie stuff.
The effects are very poor & thats due to the tiny budget but the actual creature looks good & the possessed workers are pretty Cool in a "Prince of Darkness" kind of way & the film has that fun late-night feel to it which i love. Yes cheap & tacky effects & a Willis that really is only there for the paycheck but it's a fun little survival Apocalyptic sci-fi Thriller with a nice little bit for Thomas Jane. I liked it, good B-movie fun.
Now this is extremely low-quality & looks like a t.v series in it's overall look but i dig it's Cult Classic influences such as John Carpenter's The Thing, Prince of Darkness & Ghost's of Mars as well as Alien & other Sci-fi flicks & that gives it the old skool comforting charm as we feel like we've seen all this before because we have & it's definitely a comfort having Willis aboard this sci-fi Adventure as we all grew up watching the guy, he is an old skool Action legend.
Set during Earth's last days as an inhabitable planet the last remaining humans in the hundred-thousands, are rushed aboard a huge space ship thats going deep into space to a new planet to start fresh & i think we as humans let are planet die because like in real life no one looks after our planet & only care about money so the story as a fantasy does have a ring of truth to it. The huge space ship puts everyone to sleep until they reach their new destination in about 6 months or so except a team of workers stay awake to make sure everything stays safe during the long journey & here we have our rugged team with the old A-hole veteran Bruce Willis as Clay & his new team mate played by Cody Kearsley (Riverdale) a maintenance/Cleaner & Johnny Messner (Sabotage) & a few other recognisable faces amongst the skeleton Crew & the leader/Captain of the ship the great B-movie legend THOMAS JANE (Deep Blue Sea, The Mist, The Predator, Nemesis, The Punisher) I'm a big Jane fan & even though he has basically a glorified Cameo it's better for the film that he's in it!!! Bruce Willis starts out as a big A-hole with a drinking problem & a bad attitude but as the film goes along he's the Willis we know & love. This Crew are up against an Alien creature that gets aboard the ship & starts to infect the workers & does all kinds of bloody & gross stuff & gradually are small crew have to gear up & fight this thing in an "ALIEN" kind of way & it's pretty fun B-movie stuff.
The effects are very poor & thats due to the tiny budget but the actual creature looks good & the possessed workers are pretty Cool in a "Prince of Darkness" kind of way & the film has that fun late-night feel to it which i love. Yes cheap & tacky effects & a Willis that really is only there for the paycheck but it's a fun little survival Apocalyptic sci-fi Thriller with a nice little bit for Thomas Jane. I liked it, good B-movie fun.
- lukem-52760
- Mar 1, 2021
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I've seen a lot of movies in my day- some good, some bad, some just ok. This one is in a category of its own. It's truly an insult
to all of us that someone allowed this movie to be released.
- bradfrey-97160
- Dec 18, 2020
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- gareth-75442
- Dec 17, 2020
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Pretty awful and very low budget. They should had sent Bruce Willis into the air vent and give him the old line from Die Hard "come to the coast have a few laughs... "
I seriously do not know what drugs I was supposed to be on to enjoy this film. It is like North Koreans kidnapped Bruce Willis and Thomas Jane and forced them to act in their film. There is no way somebody saw this and said yeah this is acceptable. This has to be some sort of complicated money laundering operation that I do not understand.
- berkay-69046
- Jan 8, 2021
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Where to start... well you can tell right from the start it s low budget affair. the lack of polish is obvious everywhere.
Bruce Willis keeps dinking his special moonshine from a flask.i don't blame him. by the end of this i wanted whatever he was drinking... its just bad. it get weirder and weirder by the end. and what is up with movies like this and dumbest ending. without any spoilers. if you wanted to see this for Bruce. just don't bother!
- noisyboy2012
- Dec 17, 2020
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Why the heck would Bruce appear in such a c grade piece of tripe like this? had to turn it of it was so bad. Forget spoilers, this movie is one big spoiled egg. do not bother peeps.
It isn't like Billy Zane, Val Kilmer or Michael Madsen who are just cashing in in endless low budget dreck. In contrast, Willis is long rumored, since 2015 to have serious early onslaught failing memory. That is why if you notice in a film such as this he has one short line per scene cut. They had a lot of problems with his scenes in "Motherless Brooklyn." Even as far back a 2015 he could be seen with an earpiece to feed him lines
Essentially this once great actor, with not just action chops, but such expressive portrayal of irony and humor, as well as excellent work in dramatic roles s has a major health issue. It isn't avarice, greed, or laziness, it is an illness
so he ends up in dreck like this. Don't fault him. It is very likely you and I and most everyone else will be there someday. If you have such an illness and just withdraw and don't work anymore it progress is even faster.
If you don't like this film overall, feel free to give it a bad rating. But don't write a review saying Willis is lazy. He has extreme courage to fight back even in a losing war.
so he ends up in dreck like this. Don't fault him. It is very likely you and I and most everyone else will be there someday. If you have such an illness and just withdraw and don't work anymore it progress is even faster.
If you don't like this film overall, feel free to give it a bad rating. But don't write a review saying Willis is lazy. He has extreme courage to fight back even in a losing war.
- random-70778
- Feb 6, 2021
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When you pick a movie to watch you want fun, thrill, effects, story and ultimately entertainment. This movie is none of that. Instead it goes much much deeper and the genius of it is so hidden most people don't even realise it is there.
This move makes you contemplate about your life choices. You question your decisions and life itself. "How has it come to this? This particular movie? What did go wrong in my life? What did go wrong in the life of Bruce Willis? The Covid maybe? Was is that bad even in Hollywood that they ended up doing this movie? Did the writer, the director and the entire creative staff died of it during production? Why did I chose this particular movie? What did watch it to the end? Is there something wrong with me? Maybe I am depressed. I maybe should see someone about it...."
This movie is not simply a movie. It is a masterpiece. If you watch it to the end it helps you to recognise there is something wrong with you so you can go seek help and ultimately it can make your life better.
This move makes you contemplate about your life choices. You question your decisions and life itself. "How has it come to this? This particular movie? What did go wrong in my life? What did go wrong in the life of Bruce Willis? The Covid maybe? Was is that bad even in Hollywood that they ended up doing this movie? Did the writer, the director and the entire creative staff died of it during production? Why did I chose this particular movie? What did watch it to the end? Is there something wrong with me? Maybe I am depressed. I maybe should see someone about it...."
This movie is not simply a movie. It is a masterpiece. If you watch it to the end it helps you to recognise there is something wrong with you so you can go seek help and ultimately it can make your life better.
While Breach isn't scary or remotely original, there are moments when it provides some amusingly cheesy sci-fi action action/horror entertainment. Any film that finds a way to give Willis a flame-thrower is doing at least one thing right. James Welch Henderson, Arkansas 4/7/2021.
In my opinion, John Suits should have a prison sentence, for this work. A judge should deprive him of the right to make films in the future.
1 hour and 32 minutes, which I will not get back... How can so many "okay" actors sign up for something like this?
1 hour and 32 minutes, which I will not get back... How can so many "okay" actors sign up for something like this?
- flemming-18951
- Apr 15, 2021
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I lasted 24 minutes. I knew it was bad within 2 minutes but gave it the benefit of doubt.
I turned it off shortly after I spotted a cameraman in the mirror around 22 minutes. I hadn't seen this type of amateurish mistake since the 1980s.
The acting is outrageously bad and would give Hollyoaks a run for it's money.
I feel sorry for Bruce Willis that he feel he needs to be involved in such paff.
Watched Kevin Costner a hour earlier in the brilliant LET HIM GO. Bruce should retire. This is as bad as it gets.
- kopitetimes
- Dec 17, 2020
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Never have I ever seen anything as bad as this, ever.. I've watched some utter gash in my time, but this is possibly the worst film I have ever seen.. what in the name of all things was Thomas Jane and Bruce Willis thinking...
I grew up in the 80s, telly was poor, but this film just made up for the whole decade, suddenly after watching this nothing seems that bad..
Imagine rubbing salt in your eyes for an hour and a half, there you go, a better experience
Do yourself a favour and avoid, avoid, avoid...
I grew up in the 80s, telly was poor, but this film just made up for the whole decade, suddenly after watching this nothing seems that bad..
Imagine rubbing salt in your eyes for an hour and a half, there you go, a better experience
Do yourself a favour and avoid, avoid, avoid...
- lokerlokes
- Apr 21, 2021
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