- The Boss: This is our number one messenger. He sleep-walks better than any simp here.
- Title Card: The blossom school's fairest rosebud... so innocent she thinks petting is how you love your dog.
- Blossom School Matron: You call that rough? I'll send you with the girls to a hosiery sale!
- The Boss: Follow your sniffer to the local hash stand and pick up my lunch.
- Short messenger: The boss says you better get back to work. He's promoting you to Vice President of licking stamps.
- Title Card: Deliveries for the Orange Blossom Seminary School - - girls cultured while you wait.
- Lonesome Luke: Pipe down and forget the packages! There's more ladies inside this place than a suffragette meeting on the Fourth of July!
- The Customer: Grab your best racehorse and saddle up. I need this telegram delivered to square last night with my wife.