Jed Prouty credited as playing...
Uncle Jed
- Uncle Jed: [Last lines] It's better to star in P-P-Pe-or, P-P-Pe - or, Osh Kosh than st-starve on Broadway.
- Moe: That's a bunk!
- Hank Mahoney: Now, you listen to me, Stupid, I'll handle things. Yes, and I'll have you back on Broadway and in The Palace! In less than six months.
- Moe: No foolin'?
- Hank Mahoney: Why, it's cream in the can, baby.
- Uncle Jed: Su-Su-Sure it is. Cre-Cre-Cre. It's, it's in the can!
- Hank Mahoney: Oh, goodbye Uncle Jed.
- Uncle Jed: If you wanna see me, just call me up.
- Hank Mahoney: Yeah, fine. You're in the phone book?
- Uncle Jed: You-you bet!
- Hank Mahoney: Oh, nothing doing. We're in New York to stay!
- Uncle Jed: S-s-say, say listen, girls, you I-I know this town better than you do. And-and there are more sisters doing their acts over the lunch counters in New York, th-th-then over the - than in the theaters.
- Hank Mahoney: Oh, you're just a crepe hanger!