Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle credited as playing...
Sheriff Slim Hoover
- Slim Hoover: Dangnation take it! Soon's I git up enough spunk to cut a heifer out o' the heard, somebody else ropes her and slaps his brand on her!
- Slim Hoover: Miss Polly, this yere mountain of flesh, thet you-all is trampin' over, is a volcano of seethin' fiery love. Some day it'll erupt an' calcify you!
- Buck McKee: Bud don't hev to take no orders from you!
- Slim Hoover: Mebbe he don't, but you do - an' onless you-all is solicitin' suicide you'll be keepin' that war talk in yore system, Mr. Half-Breed.