Edward Everett Horton credited as playing...
Mortimer
- Onderdonk: What's the bet?
- Mortimer: I place the key our room right on this counter in full view. Over it, I put my imported alpine bonnet. Now, by the add of a few magic Abyssinian words, known only to myself and a few of the better Abyssinians, I can lift the key under the hat without touching that hat in any way, whatsoever.
- Nick - Wine Waiter: If you think I'm going to get soft-hearted about a couple of guys that use a child to hold down their dinner checks, you're crazy.
- Mortimer: Look here, look here, look here. You've got us all wrong.
- Mortimer: Would you mind repeating that order.
- Soda Fountain Customer: A double caramel, strawberry, marshmallow, chocolate, oriental sundae with fresh fruit and pecans. Parfait.
- Mortimer: Parfait?
- Soda Fountain Customer: Parfait.
- Mortimer: Oh, parfait. I couldn't interest you in a plain vanilla soda?
- Ralph Lewis - the Rajah: Hey, you know, Steve, you know, there' must be somethin' radically wrong with my crystal. You know, I shoulda prophesied all this.
- Steve: Well, even we didn't know anything about the reward for the kidnappers. All of the sudden the newspapers dropped a bunch of dough right in our laps.
- Mortimer: And then we got married.