- The Forgotten Man: You're the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. There's nobody else like you in the entire world. I knew that the moment I buttered your arm.
- Housewife's Twin Sister: You whatted my which?
- The Forgotten Man: When I held your pie, I could see it in your eyes.
- Housewife: Oh, I'm sorry, I've only got 15 cents. Can you come back this afternoon?
- The Forgotten Man: Can I come early?
- Housewife: Why, I guess so.
- The Forgotten Man: Gee, that's swell. And this is my afternoon off, too.