Cary Grant credited as playing...
David Huxley
- Mrs. Random: Well who are you?
- David Huxley: I don't know. I'm not quite myself today.
- Mrs. Random: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.
- David Huxley: These aren't *my* clothes.
- Mrs. Random: Well, where *are* your clothes?
- David Huxley: I've *lost* my clothes!
- Mrs. Random: But why are you wearing *these* clothes?
- David Huxley: Because I just went *GAY* all of a sudden!
- Mrs. Random: Now see here young man, stop this nonsense. What are you doing?
- David Huxley: I'm sitting in the middle of 42nd Street waiting for a bus.
- David Huxley: Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.
- David Huxley: You don't understand: this is *my* car!
- Susan Vance: You mean *this* is your car? *Your* golf ball? *Your* car? Is there anything in the world that doesn't belong to you?
- David Huxley: Yes, thank heaven, YOU!
- [David discovers the leopard in Susan's bathroom]
- David Huxley: Susan, you have to get out of this apartment!
- Susan Vance: I can't, I have a lease.
- [In jail]
- Susan Vance: Anyway, David, when they find out who we are they'll let us out.
- David Huxley: When they find out who *you* are they'll pad the cell.
- David Huxley: When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he's in no position to run.
- [Susan is stealing David's car from the golf course]
- Susan Vance: Now, don't lose your temper.
- David Huxley: My dear young lady, I'm not losing my temper. I'm merely trying to play some golf!
- Susan Vance: Well you choose the funniest places; this is a *parking-lot*.
- [David and Susan have just discovered that Baby is missing]
- David Huxley: Now don't lose your head, Susan.
- Susan Vance: My what?
- David Huxley: Don't lose your head!
- Susan Vance: I've got my head, I've lost my leopard!
- [last lines]
- Susan Vance: Oh, David, can you ever forgive me?
- David Huxley: I... I... I...
- Susan Vance: You can! And you still love me.
- David Huxley: Susan, that... that...
- Susan Vance: You do. Oh, David.
- David Huxley: Oh, dear. Oh, my.
- Susan Vance: You've just had a bad day, that's all.
- David Huxley: That's a masterpiece of understatement.
- David Huxley: [Susan is collecting pebbles] Susan, what are you doing?
- Susan Vance: Pebbles.
- David Huxley: Pebbles? What for?
- Susan Vance: Well, I've heard that if you throw pebbles up against a window, the people think it's hail and then they come and close the windows.
- David Huxley: I, I, I - Oh!
- [Susan throws the pebbles and they loudly crash against Peabody's window]
- David Huxley: Oh, I know we ought to go now, but somehow I can't move.
- David Huxley: My bone. It's rare. It's precious. What did you do with it?
- Susan Vance: The bone!
- David Huxley: Susan, you had it. Give it to me.
- Susan Vance: No, I haven't got it.
- David Huxley: Did you carry it somewhere?
- Susan Vance: No, David. Why would I carry a bone around?
- David Huxley: I wouldn't dare give a reason for anythting you do.
- Susan Vance: Well, I guess you'll have to find another one.
- David Huxley: It took three expeditions and five years to find that one!
- Susan Vance: David, now that they know where to find one, couldn't you send them back to get another one?
- Susan Vance: [Susan is pretending to be a gun moll who is turning on supposed mobster partner David Bone by exposing his supposed alias to Constable Slocum] You mean to say you don't remember 'Jerry the Nipper' ?
- David Huxley: Constable she's making all this up out of motion pictures she's seen!
- [Irene Dunne refers to Cary Grant as 'Jerry the Nipper' in 'The Awful Truth']
- Susan Vance: You mean you want *me* to go home?
- David Huxley: Yes.
- Susan Vance: You mean you don't want me to help you any more?
- David Huxley: No.
- Susan Vance: After all the fun we've had?
- David Huxley: Yes.
- Susan Vance: And after all the things I've done for you?
- David Huxley: That's what I mean.
- David Huxley: Alice I think this one must belong in the tail.
- [referring to a bone he is holding]
- Alice Swallow: Nonsense. You tried it in the tail yesterday, and it didn't fit.
- Susan Vance: Well, don't you worry, David, because if there's anything that I can do to help you, just let me know and I'll do it.
- David Huxley: Well, er - don't do it until I let you know.
- [Susan is pretending to be a mobster]
- David Huxley: Constable, she's making all this up out of motion pictures she's seen!
- Susan Vance: Oh, I suppose I saw you with that red-headed skirt in a motion picture ?
- Constable Slocum: There you are doc - another woman.
- Susan Vance: Sure, I wouldn't be squealing if he hadn't give me the run-around with that other twist.
- Constable Slocum: Oh, so he's a lady killer.
- Susan Vance: A lady killer? Why he's a regular Don Swan. Loves the ladies, don't ya, honey? He bops them over, one, two, three - boom - just like that.
- [Pretends to open a cork and toss it away]
- Susan Vance: He's a wolf.
- David Huxley: [Claps his head] Oh, so now I'm a wolf!
- [Collapses on a cot]
- David Huxley: The only way you'll ever get me to follow another of your suggestions is to hold a bright object in front of my eyes and twirl it.