- Trilby Drew: What's that blonde hanging around you for?
- Lionel Benmore: Can I help it if I'm good-looking?
- Title Card: There are only two cures for love... marriage and suicide.
- Trilby's Manager: Don't you realize? If the papers find out you married a cheap little pants presser, your career is ruined!
- Lionel Benmore: You see, my dear fellow, it's me that your wife's in love with. She only married you for spite.