Alice in Wonderland

Pretty much everything about Metropolitcan Studios' "Alice in Wonderland" is terrible. The camerawork is often cheap and the picture out of focus, the costumes terrible and disturbing, the acting is just awful as the leading lady often stares off into space like she's stoned, and the overall effect looks like an amateur community theater production...no better. I can see why the 1933 and 1951 versions are almost infinitely more famous. In fact, it's a chore just to finish the film....even though it is less than an hour in length.

While it might sound like I am exaggerating, but among the over 22,000 films I have so far reviewed on IMDB, it's clearly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Tedious and awful....and I'd rather eat my own foot than see it again. Don't say I didn't warn you.

The first sound version of ALICE IN WONDERLAND exists in a shoddy copy, with fuzzy details, an echoing sound track, and performers who seem to be reciting their lines instead of performing them, even when they are not doing Lewis Carroll's butchering of popular children's songs of his era. The characters are made up for pantomime, as they typically were on stage and in the movies, but Bud Pollard's cast of unknown and forgotten performers aren't much fun. You can skip this one.

THE STORY & GENRE -- The Lewis Carroll classic, genre. Ruth Gilbert stars.

THE VERDICT -- It has guts, but no brains. Calling the Wizard of Oz! You should watch this only for curiosity interest.

FREE ONLINE -- Yes, commonly at 51 minutes, but sometimes 53 minutes, although IMDB says 55 minutes, and Wiki 58 minutes.

This film opens up with a catchy theme song, written by future Oscar winning composer, Irving Berlin. Then things start to fall apart from there. Alice looks about 30 years old, but after looking closer to the cast list, it turns out Ruth Gilbert (Alice), was actually 19 in this film. In the original novels, Alice is explained as between 7-8 years old. In the 1951 Disney classic, she looks about thirteen. I always assumed Alice would be an average of 10-15 years old in these films, from what I have seen in the 1951 classic. So when 19 year-old, Ruth Gilbert, looks 30, playing a 13 year old, that means, we are back to low-budgets, bad make-up and bad costumes. This is where the trouble begins with this film. Alice in Wonderland (1931), opens right up with Alice, already in Wonderland. There is no scene in the beginning of the film, explaining why she falls asleep. She is just there already.

This is the first talkie for the character of Alice. An interesting, early attempt at breaking the fourth wall, has Alice talking to the camera/audience, with a blithering speech, that makes no sense. The use of the camera is primitive, even for 1931. You can tell the crew was inexperienced with sound film. Sound film was in its fourth, full year of use in the film industry at this point. The B-Team, low-budget crew, hired for this film, allowed the camera sound noise to be heard in the background of the film. Alice's first shot at a sound film has most of her dialogue muffled by camera gears grinding in the background. The audio in this film is bad, even for 1931. The poor audio issue is very distracting and adds to the fact that this is a badly made movie. I was wondering why this film had such a low rating. Now I know.

The entire film production is low budget, looks amateurish and shows the inexperienced nature of the crew. The use of the camera is archaic at best. This is a film by a low-budget, independent film company, named Metropolitan Studios in New Jersey. The film did not do well at the box office and was panned back in 1931 too. Now comes the stage acting. The Cheshire Cat is a dude, in a bad costume, with bad make-up on, who keeps screwing up his lines. For being the moment when sound film was finally here, so the filmmakers could take advantage of all that new dialogue and all those new plot points, which were things they couldn't do in the silent era, they fumbled the ball badly, in Alice in Wonderland (1931).

The first "talking" movie version of "Alice in Wonderland," produced in Fort Lee, New Jersey, in 1931, two years before Paramount's all-star production. Ruth Gilbert stars as Lewis Carroll's heroine in this black and white featurette (running under an hour) directed by Bud Pollard.

I'd been casually searching for a copy for years, and finally managed to get ahold of a DVD copy of a pretty battered 16mm print.

Well. It's about what you'd expect for a 1931 talkie -- a creaky curiosity of a film with overly broad acting, awkward pauses, rudimentary costumes and sets and a primitive-sounding soundtrack.

I have a hard time imagining that anyone enjoyed watching this, even in 1931; it comes across as little more than a filmed community theater production of "Alice" without any real sense of Carroll's wit or whimsy. (Then again, that's how I also feel about the 1933 movie starring Charlotte Henry, despite its higher production values.) The climactic trial of the Knave of Hearts does boast a decidedly shocking twist not found in the book that probably had Lewis Carroll turning in his grave.

A heavily made-up Ruth Gilbert was about 18 when she played Alice; a little of her "little girl" routine goes a long way. Now and then she tries to affect what may have been a trans-Atlantic accent, but most of the time she carries on like a Broadway chorine. (When confronted by the other characters toward the end, this all-too-American Alice yells at them, "Come on, all of you! Who's afraid of a paltry pack of cards!")

Still, despite its shortcomings, this film remains interesting from a historical perspective, not only as the first sound "Alice," but also as a reminder of Fort Lee's prominent place in early film history.