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Laugh and Get Rich (1931)

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Laugh and Get Rich

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  • Bill Hepburn: Oh, don't run away yet! just feel these cushions!
  • Phelps: I don't need to tell you, Mr. Austin, that anybody who sees the light, will never go home in the dark.
  • Joe Austin: Don't worry. we've always kept the wolf from the door.
  • Sarah Austin: At the rate we're going, we soon won't have a door!
  • Joe Austin: There's a pickle if you want one.
  • Sarah Austin: Why should I want a pickle?
  • Joe Austin: Hard boiled egg.
  • Sarah Austin: me?
  • Joe Austin: no. Will you have one?
  • [offers an egg]
  • Joe Austin: Say, what's this all about?
  • Sarah Austin: It's about the Owen's boy. I won't have him around here.
  • Joe Austin: Well, whatsa' matter with him?
  • Sarah Austin: Never mind! I won't have him hangin' around.
  • Joe Austin: Now, look here, Sarah. He's a nice little fella'. Alice likes him, and I like him.
  • Sarah Austin: Naturally, you like him - he's a chronic loafer, like yourself.
  • Joe Austin: He's not a loafer, he's an inventor.
  • Sarah Austin: Hmm, so are you. You can invent more excuses for not finding work than any man I know.
  • Bill Hepburn: [in the pool hall, just after seeing Larry Owens] How does a sap like him rate that Austin dame?
  • Associate of Bill Hepburn's: Well, whaddyou care?
  • Bill Hepburn: She wouldn't be a bad kid... if she was educated.
  • Associate of Bill Hepburn's: Well if you hadn't tried to educate that dame in Boston, we wouldn't be hidin' out from the cops in *this* dump.
  • Bill Hepburn: What's the matter with this dump? We're doin' alright, aren't we?
  • Associate of Bill Hepburn's: Yeah? Well *don't* start educatin' any more women. Whaddya think we got screws for!

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