Red Noses (1932)

Zasu Pitts: Miss Pitts

Quotes 

• Nurse : Now, you go inside and take off your clothes please.

  Miss Pitts : I ain't gonna run around in the raw, cold or no cold.

  Miss Todd : Oh, don't be silly. Come on.

• Miss Todd : Get your clothes on. We're going to get a vacation and a bonus and right now we're going down and get these colds out of our system.

  Miss Pitts : You go on. Mind your own system. Leave mine alone.

• Miss Pitts : I'm all wet!

  Miss Todd : Oh, you've been wet ever since I've known you. Give me the handkerchief and go on into bed.

• Miss Pitts : I can undress myself. I don't like people pawin' me.

• Miss Todd : Mr. Lucas has arranged for us to get rid of our colds. To go down and take a Turkish bath.

  Miss Pitts : No, sir. I know them foreigners. No Turks gonna give me a bath.

• Miss Pitts : Well, what's this for?

  Miss Todd : It's a vibration machine.

• Miss Pitts : Just relax.

  Miss Pitts : I was just wonderin', oh, what's that thing? Are you gonna use it? What?

  Physical Therapist : Now, you must relax.

  Miss Pitts : Well, are you gonna use that on me? Oh, well I can't relax if you keep fiddling around, you know.

• Miss Pitts : What's that?

  Physical Therapist : It's just a vibrator.

  Miss Pitts : Oh, well, feels funny.