- Beth Sherman: Will you call me an uncomfortable cab? I'm worried about a dark horse and I don't want to relax.
- Nurse: Doctor! Oh, you must be the new intern. Dr. McEwan wants you to go to the patient in 202 and remove the stitches.
- Greg Sherman: [Sherman is only pretending to be a doctor] But, but I er...
- Nurse: Don't be nervous, Doctor. Poor Mr Welburn's been operated on so many times, this is all the fun he has.
- Greg Sherman: Well, why don't you give him a big time and put in a zipper!