- Lieutenant Smith: Burlesque? What did you do in burlesque?
- Grace: You know what you do to a banana before you eat it? Well, eh, I do it to music.
- Nydia: But, how? How could you? Were there men there?
- Grace: If there weren't you got fired!
- Flo Norris: They say after you've been in the army for a while you can do anything a horse does.
- Helen Domeret: I don't *want* to do what a horse does.
- Lieutenant Smith: What can you do?
- Nydia: Well, I, um, back home where I come from, women aren't allowed to do a blessed thing!