Gents Without Cents (1944)

Larry Fine: Larry

Quotes 

• Flo : Who are you, and what are you doing in here?

  Larry : Well... we came up here to break your neck.

  Flo , Mary , Shirley : [threateningly]  Oh, yeah?

  Curly : Wait a minute! That's before we saw you.

  Moe : You see, we live in the room below. We was rehearsing our act, but you were dancing and...

  Curly : [pointing to a spot on his head]  The chandelier hit me in the head.

  Flo : Oh, what an awful lump.

  Curly : That's no lump, that's my head.

• Curly : [Larry bumps into Curly]  Oof! Pardon me, pal.

  Larry : Did you call me pal?

  Curly : Nyaah-ahh!

  Larry : It's been a long time since I heard the word "pal".

  Curly : You too? Haven't you got any friends, either?

  Larry : That's what I was coming to, the dirty rat! He tried to take her away from me! Ah, but he couldn't get away with it, so he trailed me.

  Curly : To Pittsburgh?

  Larry : Yes!

  Curly : Aah-aah-aah! Then you went to Miami, New Orleans, and Dallas?

  Larry : Yes, yes! But how did you know?

  Curly : You'd be surprised. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk...

  Curly : [knocks on the deck floor]  And then he caught you in Niagara Falls.

  Larry : Niagara Falls!

  [Curly makes a nervous turkey gobble sound] 

  Larry : Slowly I turned, and step by step, inch by inch...

  Curly : Oh no, not that!

  Larry : I picked him up! I smacked him! I hit him! I bonked him! I tore his shirt, and then I knocked him down! What have I done? Blood, the judge, blood! You!

  [Moe arrives onstage] 

  Moe : Ah, there you are, Larry!

  Larry : Why you...

  Moe : Why...

  Larry , Moe : [Moe and Larry shake hands]  Hiya, pal!

  Moe : Heh-heh-heh, I almost caught up with you in Pittsburgh!

  Curly : Go ahead, tell him where you found him.

  Larry : Forget it, it's past history!

  Curly : Why, you cowards! You're afraid to say "Niagara Falls"!

  Larry , Moe : Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned, and step by step, inch by inch...

  [Moe and Larry chase Curly offstage]