- Turkey: Psst! Hey juniawh, yuh wanna buy a hot turkey?
- Hunting Pilgrim: Is it fresh?
- Turkey: Is it fresh? Ha-ha! Look at dat white meat. Look at dat dark meat. Feel de material in dat win'. Look at de size of dat wishbone. Ha-ha-ha! Do yuh wanna eat it here, or take it wit' yuh?
- Hunting Pilgrim: Well, I don't know...
- Turkey: Okay, juniawh, I'll wrap it as a gift.
- Indian: Who you?
- Hunting Pilgrim: Why, I'm just a pilgrim, a turkey, a gun, a Thanksgiving, a hunter, I'm a pilgrim...
- [gets away]
- Hunting Pilgrim: I wouldn't do. Oh, would you excuse me?
- Indian: [encounters Half Breed] Who you?
- Half Breed: Me, Half Breed.
- Turkey: Face it, juniawh. Yuh ain't nevuh gonna catch me fawh no Thanksgivin' dinnuh. Derefawh, why doan we eat at Joe's?
- Hunting Pilgrim: Well, all right. We'll eat at Joe's.
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