Monkey Businessmen (1946) Poster

Moe Howard: Moe Howard

Quotes 

  • Moe : We'll fool that guy. We'll cut through your skull so fast, he won't know the difference.

    Curly : What about me?

    Moe : You won't know the difference either.

  • Moe : [after a loud crash is heard in the other room, you see Curly with a ladder fallen down on top of him]  You lame brain, why don't you be careful when you climb up a ladder?

    Curly : I only climbed up seven steps.

    Moe : That ladder had six!

    [slaps Curly on top of the head, knocking his hat off] 

    Smiling Sam McGann : [bellows]  WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

    [Moe and Larry drop the pipes they are holding onto Curly's head] 

    Smiling Sam McGann : Listen, you nitwits, the lights are still out in my office. I want juice and I want it right away!

    Curly : Here you are.

    [hands Smiling Sam McGann a wire with the end stripped, McGann holds it and gets electrocuted] 

    Smiling Sam McGann : Ohhh! Ow! Ohhhhhh! Ow!

    [lets go of the wire] 

    Smiling Sam McGann : Pick up that stuff and get to work or I'll strangle ya!

    [they pick up the pipes and accidentally hit him in the head, knocking him senseless, they guide him through the door] 

    Moe : Now, don't worry, McGann. We'll take care of everything.

    [closes the door] 

    Moe : Keep smiling, McGann.

  • Clarence--Nurse : [he and Roland enter the Stooges' room where they are coughing uncontrollably after breathing]  What do you think you're doing?

    Moe : We're breathing.

    Clarence--Nurse : Well, cut it out! It ain't on the schedule.

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