Johnny Downs credited as playing...
Bob Bradley
- [first lines]
- [students at Clipton Barber College rally around a bonfire for their match against Beardsley, singing the school fight song as a statue of the school's founder is seen; inside a lab, Professor Dimitrius Kapouris closely watches his equipment as students take notes]
- Bob Bradley: But professor, when the chlorophyll grain coagulates...
- Professor Dimitrius Kapouris: Shhhhhhhhh! Shhhh!... Shh!... Shhhhh! Sh.
- [the students resume taking notes]
- Professor Dimitrius Kapouris: [stirring shaving cream] I think I got it! I think I got it!
- [he tastes the shaving cream, then nods happily]
- Professor Dimitrius Kapouris: I got it! A lather - that tastes good!
- [last lines]
- Professor Dimitrius Kapouris: Bob, that was marvelous! How did you do it?
- Bob Bradley: Well, I just added two drops of that stuff you threw away, and the beard comes off without a razor!
- Professor Dimitrius Kapouris: You mean the... how do you like that?
- [singing, Clipton's students carry Johnny, Judy and the professor off the field on their shoulders as the professor tastes shaving cream out of a bucket, then smears some in his hair]
- Bob Bradley: Good morning, Judy.
- Judy Kapouris: Good morning!
- Joe Stevens: Good morning, Judy.
- Judy Kapouris: Hey - don't forget, boys, what it means to Daddy for you to pass the examination today. You know, if you fail, you can't play.
- Joe Stevens: You don't have to worry about me - I'll pass. But I can't answer for stupid here.