- Jimmy Chan: Pop! Am I glad to see you!
- Sheriff Tombstone Fletcher: You mean he's really your son?
- Charlie Chan: Must admit to dubious honor.
- Vivian Wells: Mind if I snoop along?
- Charlie Chan: Charming company turn lonely sandwich into rich banquet.
- Jimmy Chan: Pop, tell these guys I'm not crazy!
- Charlie Chan: Parent must first convince self of same.
- Curtis Whitman: Mary is still my wife in spite of what we planned, but she didn't - she couldn't have done this.
- Charlie Chan: Man yet to be born who can tell what woman will or will not do.