- Rabbit: What are you doing, taking pictures?
- [Elmer nods his head]
- Rabbit: Nice hobby. Mind if I watch?
- [Elmer shakes his head]
- Rabbit: What are you taking pictures of?
- Elmer Fudd: That wabbit.
- Rabbit: [Looks over Elmer's shoulder] What rabbit?
- Elmer Fudd: Why, that little gray wabbit over... over... over there.
- [Realizing the rabbit is right in front of him, Elmer grabs the rabbit up to his face]
- Rabbit: Please, sir! Gosh, I don't even know the guy!
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- Elmer Fudd: [reading a book called "How to Photograph Wildlife"] "Then all you do is click the shutter, and presto! You have a fine picture of wildlife, suitable for framing." Golly, that sounds simple enough.