Pier Angeli credited as playing...
Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt
- Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt: Merry Christmas. You will like it here at the Silhouette. At midnight, Kris Kringle comes down the chimney and does a strip tease.
- Capt. Jeff Eliot: Willie, you and your family gave me the best present I ever got. You saved my life. Ever since, I've been wanting to come back and spend Christmas with the Lehrts again.
- Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt: So you could get us off your conscience for the rest of your life?
- Capt. Jeff Eliot: Call it that, if you like.
- Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt: Every American I meet has a conscience or a wife who doesn't understand him.
- Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt: Come in, Captain. You won't have to look at the scenery any more. I can pull the blinds.
- Capt. Jeff Eliot: Here, order something, skinny.
- Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt: I'm not too skinny.
- Capt. Jeff Eliot: O-o-o-order something anyway.
- Capt. Jeff Eliot: [observing some German jitterbuggers] Das ist gut, ja.
- Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt: I don't think I could ever learn to do dat.
- Capt. Jeff Eliot: Sure you could. All you need is a good, hard hit on the head.
- Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt: You are filled with pity and gratitude and guilt. That's what you're mistaking for love.
- Capt. Jeff Eliot: Look, Willie, I don't feel like playing games. The thought of you in this clip joint gives me the creeps. And I'm going to do something about it.
- Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt: What could you do? There's a whole ocean and a whole war between us. You won it. We lost it.
- Wilhelmina (Willie) Lehrt: Policemen don't have consciences to bother them. If they did, they wouldn't be policemen.