Dean Martin credited as playing...
Cpl. Chick Allen
- Chick Allen: There's nothing to it. You get on a plane, you go up 20,000 feet, jump out, and your chute opens automatically.
- Hap Smith: Yeah? What if it doesn't open?
- Chick Allen: Then you pull your reserve parachute.
- Hap Smith: What if that doesn't open?
- Chick Allen: Well, we haven't had a complaint yet... from a guy whose shoot didn't open.
- [Laughs]