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Quotes
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Mrs. Riley : [singing] I lift up my finger and I say tweet tweet, now now, shush shush, come come.
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Von Housen : When I came in, I saw you looking at that painting. Do you like bats?
Mrs. Riley : No, I hate them. They give me cold shivers up and down me brisket.
Von Housen : That's a great pity. That happens to be my brother.
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Mrs. Riley : [singing to Mister Pain] Poor Mother Hubbard, what would she do? I'm so broke I don't have a bone to throw at you.
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Tilly : [about the coffin] There may be a mummy in there.
Mrs. Riley : Oh mummy mummy, open up it's daddy.
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Delivery Driver : I have a special delivery for you.
Mrs. Riley : Special delivery, which is why you put it through the window instead of the letter box.
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Mrs. Riley : [seeing the robot] It's me uncle Jerry-miah, they've canned him! And me without a tin opener in the whole house.
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Mrs. Riley : Um, w-w-what does he do with his victims?
Mrs. Jenks : He drinks their blood.
Mrs. Riley : [shudders] Drinks their blood.
Mrs. Mott : Every drop.
Mrs. Riley : Every drop?
Mrs. Mott : Every drop.
Mrs. Riley : What a thirst.
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[last lines]
Mrs. Riley : This is the end.
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Mrs. Riley : Your manners is positively disgustorating...