Phyllis Coates: Alice McDoakes
Quotes
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Joe McDoakes : She does nothing!
Alice McDoakes : He does nothing!
McDoakes' Lawyer : Shut up! Alice, Joe - what's the matter with you two? If you came to my office in the middle of the day like sane people would, I might be able to help you might be able to help you. But when you wake me up at two o'clock in the morning, you don't need a lawyer - you need a psychiatrist. You both need a psychiatrist!
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Joe McDoakes : I work just as hard at the office as you do here at the house, any day!
Alice McDoakes : Work? Ha! I don't notice your hands getting rough and red. You're never too tired at night to go bowling with your friends!
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Alice McDoakes : I cook and sew.
Joe McDoakes : I make the dough!
Alice McDoakes : Who dusts the sill?
Joe McDoakes : Who pays the bills?
Alice McDoakes : Who scrubs the clothes?
Joe McDoakes : Who cooks and sews?
Alice McDoakes : I do.
Joe McDoakes : Shut up!