Paul Bryar credited as playing...
Mr. Barnes
- [first lines]
- Ray Lloyd: What do you see in that girl?
- Mr. Barnes: Ah, well...
- Ray Lloyd: I'll tell you. All that's beautiful, clean, decent, desirable, wholesome, and commercial. You'll photograph in color, of course.
- Mr. Barnes: Of course.
- Ray Lloyd: Come here. Look at that girl. Here.
- [hands Barnes some binoculars]
- Mr. Barnes: Oh, thank you.
- Ray Lloyd: Her smile has sold more toothpaste, her legs more nylons, her middle more girdles than you could possibly believe.
- Mr. Barnes: I believe everything.
- Ray Lloyd: Described by 'Look' magazine as the girl with the perfect figure. She could run away with the Miss America title, any year, but I won't let her compete.
- Mr. Barnes: Why?
- Ray Lloyd: Wouldn't be fair. Besides, I need her here with me.
- Mr. Barnes: How do you manage to stay single?
- Ray Lloyd: Well, in this business, you can have only one boss. You get married, that's two bosses. That means trouble. So, I stay single and beautiful Cypress Gardens stays one big happy family.