- James 'Brad' Bradley: [narrating as he enters a dingy club] This didn't look like a safe place to take your mother. In fact, it looked like a place you leave horizontally or not at all.
- James 'Brad' Bradley: Strangest feeling in the back of my neck that somebody might throw a knife at me any minute.
- Barbara Quigley: Turn your back to the wall and there won't be room for anybody to throw anything.
- James 'Brad' Bradley: I feel like I've had my back to the wall ever since I set foot in this country.
- Maxine Halbard: How long do you like your spaghetti cooked?
- James 'Brad' Bradley: Oh... about... about ten inches. Have you lived here all your life?
- Maxine Halbard: Not yet.
- Maxine Halbard: The night's a kitten. Let's give her some milk.
- James 'Brad' Bradley: What's this?
- Maxine Halbard: Sherry - nice and dry and Spanish.
- James 'Brad' Bradley: I like mine wet.
- Maxine Halbard: The only other thing you can have is water.
- James 'Brad' Bradley: Oh, no, no, no. Never touch it - unhygenic.
- Maxine Halbard: Drink up and don't talk.
- James 'Brad' Bradley: [apologizing after being bumped into the musicians] Can I, uh, can I get you a drink to make it up?
- Barbara Quigley: I wouldn't use force to stop you.
- [as Brad is walking away]
- Barbara Quigley: Ask the man for the bottle!
- [he does a double take]
- James 'Brad' Bradley: [sarcastically, to the bartender] If I asked her if she wanted a smoke, do you think she'd order a flamethrower?
- Bartender: Ask her and see.
- Maxie Margulies: You fool - why don't you leave the chicks alone?
- James 'Brad' Bradley: Max, be your age.
- Maxie Margulies: He said he wanted to go to bed - big joke! You said you wanted to get some sleep - ha ha! And you ran out on me when I had a party lined up with all the big names in British show business there!
- Johnny Sutherland: Maurie's got the finest set of ears in the business. He could hear a pound note hit a plush carpet a mile away.
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