- Tweedie: And so, all women is trouble. I don't care if she is Queen of Bulgaria, or head of the Girl Scouts. I don't mean there is anything wrong with women. I like women, but not in my place, understand? Because one woman alone is trouble. And two of 'em alone is twice as much trouble. And three of 'em alone can start a riot with a smile.
- Inspector Merryweather: Now that we've had our exercise, I suppose it would be presumptuous... to ask whither this slave ship is bound.
- Gen. Po Lin: Enjoy Macau madam and remember your friend Po Lin. And do not think all Chinese are barbarians.
- Eurasian Tour Clerk: Go away - don't start telling me about the good old days when you were a big general. Go back to China.
- Gen. Po Lin: You know I can't do that.
- Eurasian Tour Clerk: Then just go away - I'm busy.