Colleen Zenk credited as playing...
Barbara Ryan • Barbara Ryan Munson • Barbara Ryan Stenbeck • Barbara Stenbeck Munson • Barbara Stenbeck • Barbara Munson • Barbara Hughes • Barbara Montgomery • Barbara Ryan Coleman • Stepmother • Wicked Witch
- Dr. Susan Stewart: Oh, sorry, sorry. I was out yesterday because of the stupid wedding and I had to stop by the hospital.
- Barbara Ryan: What wedding?
- Dr. Susan Stewart: Oh, that's right, you weren't invited. Your son married my daughter.
- Barbara Ryan: What? That's impossible. Paul's still in jail.
- Dr. Susan Stewart: They got married in the cell. It was everything a mother could hope for, cement floors, iron bars, armed guards, and a son-in-law who's a murderer.
- Barbara: I can't call him because he's in a coma!
- Julia Lindsey Snyder: A coma? Come on, Barbara. Come up with something a little more original. How about - oh, I know. How about a hole opened up, and James fell into the center of the earth?
- Lisa Miller Hughes Eldridge Shea Colman McColl Mitchell Grimaldi Chedwyn #1: Well, honey, I must say you were almost civil where Gwen was concerned.
- Barbara Ryan: Oh, I'm trying.
- Lisa Miller Hughes Eldridge Shea Colman McColl Mitchell Grimaldi Chedwyn #1: I know. I think that's wonderful. If I had known that a run-in with a bear would change your attitude, I would have taken you to the zoo a long time ago.