- [Steve, posing as a highwayman, orders the passengers from the stagecoach]
- Steve Carson: All those in favor of staying alive, raise your hands.
- Steve Carson: [Steve, posing as a stagecoach robber, searches the passengers for valuables] What;s your name? You a lawman?
- Charles Bruton: No, I'm a geologist. My name's Charles Bruton.
- Steve Carson: Geologist, hanh? Mighty fine watch you got there!
- Charles Bruton: Hey, that's an heirloom.I'd like to keep that.
- Steve Carson: I would too.
- [Steve can't understand how the Mexican police knew the time and date of his rendevous with the outlaw gang]
- Ranger Capt. Henley: Steve, I got a hunch that somebody in Copper City is selling information to anyone who'll pay for it.
- Steve Carson: For instance?
- Ranger Capt. Henley: Well, there's been a character walking around El Dorado asking about you.
- Steve Carson: That wouldn't be Smiley Burnette, would it?
- Ranger Capt. Henley: Yes, that's the man.
- Steve Carson: Oh, Henley, we're sunk! I can handle outlaws but I can't handle that Smiley.
- Burnette Cohort: [after they've bumped Ito each other] Why don't you look where you goin'?
- Burnette Cohort: Why don't you go where you'e lookin'?