Quotes
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[last lines]
[at a traffic light]
Joe McDoakes : [sighs] Ooh, it's sure swell to be a free man again, honey. Y'know, it's a good thing they let me out. When they did I, I was getting to be a real convict. Ha ha.
Alice McDoakes : Yes dear, you had me a little worried.
[traffic light signal changes]
Alice McDoakes : Come on Joe, the signal changed.
Joe McDoakes : Ah.
[the car passes the sign and again it starts going up and down. McDoakes stumbles upon the crossroad and a cop approaches him]
Joe McDoakes : [talking fast] I'm guilty. I know. I did it. I went through the red light. I'm sorry, kay. Look here. I'll pay you now. There's the two dollars, take it.
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Officer Flanagan - Traffic Cop : There you are Mr. McDoakes.
[hands Joe a traffic ticket]
Officer Flanagan - Traffic Cop : Better watch those traffic signals after this.
[walks away]
Joe McDoakes : Why that flat-footed, lame-brained, pin-headed...
Alice McDoakes : Oh, don't get yourself too upset, Joe. It'll only cost you two dollars.
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Alice McDoakes : That judge gave you another 30 days and fined you a thousand dollars for contempt, again. And here's the bill from the lawyer. He wants five hundred dollars. Oh, if you'd only paid the two dollars.
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Alice McDoakes : I brought you something. What? You're favorite kind of cake: tutti frutti nestlerode.