Merry Mavericks (1951)
Shemp Howard: Shemp
Quotes
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Shemp : Hey Moe, I don't like this.
Larry : Yeah. Suppose that old chief comes back looking for his head.
Moe : Cut it out. That spook stuff is all a lot of foolishness. What's the matter, you scared?
Larry : No, just apprehensive.
Moe : Oh.
[Moe flinches]
Moe : That's a mighty fancy word. What does that "apprehensive" mean?
Larry : It means you're scared, with a college education.
Moe : Oh. You're pretty smart.
Larry : Oh, yeah.
Moe : [holds out his hand] What's that?
Larry : That's a hand.
Moe : [balls his hand into a fist] Good. What's that?
Larry : That's a fist.
[Moe punches Shemp in the eye]
Moe : What was that?
Larry : A punch in the eye.
Moe : Right.
[Moe punches Larry in the eye]
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Moe : How do you like that? "Wanted for vagrancy".
Shemp : What's vagrancy?
Larry : Boy, are you stupid. You take a flower, and it smells real nice, that's vagrancy.
Shemp : Ha ha. We can beat that rap.
Moe : You chowderhead. Vagrancy is when you're a hobo or a tramp.
Shemp : Uh-oh. We can't beat that one.
Moe : There's only one thing left to do.
Moe : We gotta pull up stakes...
Moe : Get out of town...
Larry : Yes?
Moe : And go to work.
Larry : No!
Shemp : Oh, you said a nasty word.
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Shemp : [Trying to get out of the costume Shotgun was wearing] Now I know how a frankfurter feels.