Mel Blanc credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny • Daffy Duck • Hugo the Abominable Snowman
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: [holding Daffy, whose shirt makes him look like a rabbit] Oh, what a cute little pink bunny rabbit!
- [cradling Daffy]
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...
- Daffy Duck: I'm not a bunny rabbit...
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: ...and pat him and pet him and...
- Daffy Duck: You're hurting me. Put me down, please.
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: ...and rub him and caress him and...
- Daffy Duck: I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!
- Daffy Duck: [to Bugs, after they surface in the Himalayas] You and your shortcuts. I told you to turn west at East St. Louis.
- Bugs Bunny: Yeah, I know.
- [looks at map]
- Bugs Bunny: The way I figure it, we're somewhere in the Hi-may-lay-us mountains.
- Daffy Duck: That's pronounced "Himalayas".
- [suddenly shocked]
- Daffy Duck: *Himalayas*? Why, you four-legged Marco Polo! That's in Asia!
- [shivering]
- Daffy Duck: Himalayas! No wonder it's so cold!
- Daffy Duck: Old pal, do me a favor, will you? Just don't do me any more favors. You just stay here and study to be a snowshoe rabbit. I'm going back to Perth Amboy.
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: ...rub him and pet him and squeeze him and rub him. I will stroke his bill and rub his pretty feathers... Hey, wait a minute! Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.
- Daffy Duck: I know! I know! There goes your bunny rabbit!
- Bugs Bunny: Okay, Abom. Here's your bunny rabbit.
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Duh, bunny rabbit, George?
- Daffy Duck: Bunny rabbit? Me?
- Bugs Bunny: Yes, you, doc.
- Daffy Duck: Ho, ho, very funny. Ha, ha, very droll. Hey, shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Distinguishing character, uh...
- Daffy Duck: Yeah, yeah! What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Why, duh, duh, long ears!
- Daffy Duck: And whom around here has long ears? Sorry to have to do this to you, bud.
- Bugs Bunny: [has tied down his ears and sticks two fingers behind Daffy's head] Eh. Don't give it a second thought.
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: [grabs Daffy] Oh, boy! Just like I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: They really do make a charming couple.
- [last lines]
- [at Palm Springs, the Abominable Snowman is talking to Bugs, unrecognizable in a robe, shades and hat]
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: And I searched and I searched - ooh, it's hot - but I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: Gee, that's tough, Mr. Abdominabubble.
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: And now I'll never - gosh, it's hot - never see my bunny rabbit again.
- Bugs Bunny: Don't give up hope yet, doc. If you love him, he'll come back.
- [hearing Daffy approaching through the burrow, Bugs holds a hood with rabbit ears over the hole, so that Daffy slides into it when he emerges]
- Daffy Duck: Well, here I am! Massacre started yet? Fireworks gone off? Balloon gone up?
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Oh, boy, a bunny rabbit! Just what I always wanted!
- [grabs Daffy]
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: I will name him George...
- Bugs Bunny: And I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him and... Hey!
- [Where the Abominable Snowman once sat there is now a puddle with his hat floating in it]
- Bugs Bunny: Hey, what do you know? He melted! He really was a snowman.
- Daffy Duck: [emerging from the puddle] Abominable, that is.
- [Daffy is trying to tunnel back to Perth Amboy, but hits a blockage in the tunnel]
- Daffy Duck: [popping his head out of the snow] All right, what's holding up the works? What's all the... the...
- [he looks up to see what's causing the blockage: the abominable snowman's foot]
- Daffy Duck: Aah!
- Daffy Duck: Poor Bugs. But any way you look at it, it's better he should suffer. After all, it was me or him, and, obviously, it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people. I can't stand pain. It hurts me.
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: [after Daffy tells him he's not a rabbit] Not a bunny rabbit George? Then how come you have long ears, how come?
- Daffy Duck: Long ears? Oh!
- [laughs]
- Daffy Duck: Those aren't ears those are sleeves, so now put me down please, huh?
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Oh George you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit, I will punish you good
- [spanks him]
- Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Bad old George!
- Daffy Duck: Now look Doc, I know where there's a real bunny rabbit, a very cuddly and fuzzy rabbit.