The Nutty Professor (1963)

Howard Morris: Elmer Kelp

Quotes 

• Edwina Kelp : Don't you sneak up on me!

  Elmer Kelp : I - I - I was just finishing the ironing of your underthings, Edwina, darling. love, angel - all the other nice things I wish I could think of to call you, so you - won't hit - or yell. Honey.

  Edwina Kelp : Honey? Don't you "honey" me, you - you artificial son of a lizard! Now, sit down! And for the third time today, make a slob of yourself trying to find your mouth!

• Elmer Kelp : Well, well, if it isn't the square bookworm we laughingly referred to as our son. Here you are, bookworm, have a cigar. Go ahead, go on. Pure Havana, straight from Havana, yeah.