Edward G. Robinson credited as playing...
Lancey Howard
- Lancey Howard: Gets down to what it's all about, doesn't it? Making the wrong move at the right time.
- Cincinnati Kid: Is that what it's all about?
- Lancey Howard: Like life, I guess. You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around you're second best. You might as well learn to live with it.
- Shooter: Well, Lancey, are we all set for Monday night?
- Lancey Howard: Uh-huh.
- Shooter: I can get Lady Fingers to come.
- Lancey Howard: Lady Fingers? I haven't seen that old bitch - oh, it must be at least ten years;long enough to think of her almost fondly.
- Lancey Howard: [to Cincinnati Kid] You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best.
- Slade: How the hell did you know I didn't have the king or the ace?
- Lancey Howard: I recollect a young man putting the same question to Eddie the Dude. "Son," Eddie told him, "all you paid was the looking price. Lessons are extra."
- Lancey Howard: Women are a universal problem in our business. Of course, uh, it's purely an academic question with me now, but, looking back, I think it's best not to look for a fixed thing. Just tie into something nice when you're away from the action and let it wear itself out.
- Lady Fingers: How you holdin' up, Lancey?
- Lancey Howard: Lady Fingers, that young man is a stud poker playing son of a...
- Lady Fingers: He's gettin' to you, ain't he?
- Lancey Howard: No, Lady, he hasn't gotten to me.
- Slade: Six stacks, is that right, Shooter?
- Shooter: Six.
- Slade: Well, we've been playing 30 hours... uh, that rate, six thousand, that makes roughly, uh, $200 an hour. Thank you for the entertainment, gentlemen. I am particularly grateful to Lancey, here; it's been a rewarding experience to watch a great artist at work. Thank you for the privilege, sir.
- Lancey Howard: Well now, you're quite welcome, son. It's a pleasure to meet someone who understands that to the true gambler, money is never an end in itself, it's simply a tool, as a language is to thought. Good evening, uh... Mr. Slade.
- Slade: Good evening, Mr. Howard.
- Lancey Howard: [thinking on what he said to Lady Fingers] No, Lady; he hasn't gotten to me. Not yet; but he might, he just might.
- Shooter: You've been the man for a long time...
- Lancey Howard: That is undoubtedly true but don't let that fool you. I'm not ready to retire yet.
- Shooter: Gentlemen, this game is five-card stud poker. There's no limit. No string bets. You can check and raise. A dead man has one half-hour to raise his roll outside and get back in the game.
- [deals]
- Shooter: Ace. Seven. Nine. Nine. Trey. Dealer guns up a 10. Ace bets.
- Lancey Howard: Ten dollars.
- Sokal: Call the sawbuck.
- Yeller: I'll play.
- Cincinnati Kid: I'm in.
- Pig: Off and running.
- Shooter: Dealer folds.
- [deals]
- Shooter: Eight to the ace. King to the seven. Queen to the nine. Pair of nines. Deuce. Pair of nines bets.
- Cincinnati Kid: Double sawbuck.
- Pig: I don't chase the nines.
- Lancey Howard: Hold.
- Sokal: I fold.
- Shooter: [deals new game] Queen. Four. Ten. King. King. And an ace to the man.
- Lancey Howard: Ace bets $25.
- Yeller: And I can't get started.