Looking for Love (1964)
Connie Francis: Libby Caruso
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Quotes
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Mr. McBride : Do you know who this is? This is the owner and president of this outfit, Horace McBride!
Libby Caruso : [At the PBX] Oh? Do you know who this is?
Mr. McBride : No.
Libby Caruso : [Disconnecting him] Good!
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Libby Caruso : Where are the brooms?
Jan McNair : What do you want with a broom?
Libby Caruso : I'm going to invent something to hang clothes on.
Jan McNair : Say, that's an idea! Why not call it a "hanger"?
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Libby Caruso : Now, I can start to concentrate on my *big* ambition in life.
Tiger Shay : Oh, wha-what's that?
Libby Caruso : To get married and have babies. That's were my *real* talent lies.
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Employment Service Official : What?
Libby Caruso : I said, if possible, I'd like a job where I could meet a lot of men.
Employment Service Official : That's what I thought you said. Why?
Libby Caruso : Well, I figure as long as I'm not going to be in show business, the sooner I get married and start having my babies, the better.
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Jan McNair : Don't give him a second thought, honey. He only likes girls who are tall and top heavy.
Libby Caruso : Well, I may be short, but, I'm not exactly...
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Jan McNair : Personally, I can't stand him.
Libby Caruso : You can't, huh? You mean you have a thing for him yourself?
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Libby Caruso : [singing] We're even gonna rip it up, All night long, Let's have a party, Come on, everybody, Everybody, everybody, Let's have a party tonight...
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Paul Davis : Are you sure you wouldn't prefer somebody with a little more - experience?
Libby Caruso : Definitely, not. I'm old fashioned.
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Paul Davis : I'll see you tomorrow. Okay, sweetie.
Libby Caruso : Sure, honey.
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Libby Caruso : He called me: doll - sweetie - angel!
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Libby Caruso : When he kisses me, really kisses me, then, I'll hear bells.
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Libby Caruso : So, this friend of mine, he talked to this friend of his that he knows, and this friend of his, he knows a friend who talked to another friend, who talked to somebody connected with you. I think your mother? And the next thing you know, here I am on the show.
Johnny Carson : Good old Mom.
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Libby Caruso : Mr. Carson, I can't tell you how thrilled I am. You know, your show is my most favorite when I can't go to sleep.
Johnny Carson : I'm thrilled to hear that.
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Libby Caruso : According to all of the agents that listened to me: I have a good voice, phrase well, a nice personality, I'm cute; but, outside of that, nothing.
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Libby Caruso : [singing] Tick tock, When the clock strikes midnight, I'll be kissin' you, And I won't be blue, I'll know what to do...
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Jan McNair : What did you do?
Libby Caruso : I did what any normal, sensible girl would do under the circumstances. I had hysterics.
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Libby Caruso : I'm selling myself as a potential wife and mother.
Jan McNair : Swell! Just as long as you don't let him know, that's what he's getting.
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Jan McNair : What happened to you?
Libby Caruso : Okay, so maybe I'm not T-n-T!
Jan McNair : T and T?
Libby Caruso : Tall and Top heavy! I can *still* be a woman who does things.
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Gaye Swinger : Thirty-two shoes for you. Now, who do you have to know to get a belt around here?
Libby Caruso : A belt?
Gaye Swinger : A belt - of booze.
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Libby Caruso : [singing] I got diamonds, I've got pearls, I'm the envy of the teenage girls, Yea, yeah, uh-huh, but I'm still looking for love...
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Jan McNair : What's wrong with getting married *and* having your career?
Libby Caruso : You can't have both.
Jan McNair : Sure you can! As long as you remember which is more important.
Tiger Shay : Hey, that's right! As long as you never let your marriage interfere with your career, you got it made.
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Libby Caruso : I'd love to kiss you. Any girl would! If she could get you alone! But, even then, a kiss on the lips is something you have to work up to. At least, I do.