- Nardo Denning: In case you're interested, Cameron, your wife's behavior with me tonight has been impeccable.
- Ben Cameron: I'm just a farmer, Denning, I don't know what the word "impeccable" means. If it means what it sounds like, uh, congratulations.
- Ben Cameron: You know, if you were on a desert island with that guy and there was nothing but rocks, pretty soon he would have all the rocks moved to his side of the beach.
- Ben Cameron: Don't lift your head! You'll get an ugly scratch if you do.
- Nardo Denning: What's the beef, Cameron?
- Ben Cameron: You ever seen a knife like this before?
- Nardo Denning: No, I don't think I have.
- Ben Cameron: We use 'em to stick turkeys with - she slides into the base of the throat, moves straight up... into the brain. It's like... peeling a banana. I done it a million times... .
- Nardo Denning: I hope the novelty's worn off by now.