Dewey Martin credited as playing...
Mike Clark Jr.
- Mike Clark: Why don't you stay and have a drink with me?
- Nina Martelli: I don't drink.
- Mike Clark: You don't know what you're missing. Another double martini, bartender.
- Mike Clark: If you aren't busy, I'd like to dictate a letter.
- Nina Martelli: In English?
- Mike Clark: Ah-huh.
- Nina Martelli: In English, I am slow.
- Mike Clark: I dictate slow.
- Nina Martelli: Texas? That is with cowboys, yes?
- Mike Clark: Yeah. You like cowboys?
- Nina Martelli: Oh, I'm crazy for them!
- Mike Clark: Oh, I used to be a cowboy.
- Nina Martelli: Let's dictate, please.
- Mike Clark: Dear Pop, Well, here I am in Rome. It has wonderful old ruins like the Coliseum, Hadrian's Palace. It also has the most beautiful women in the world. Italian girls have a special quality. There's a glow that comes from inside. An effervescence that...
- Nina Martelli: Stop! I cannot write that.
- Mike Clark: Well, why not? It's true.
- Nina Martelli: Yes, it's true. But, I can't spell it.
- Mike Clark: Oh, you don't have to spell it - you got it!
- Nina Martelli: Have I?
- Mike Clark: Oh, yes! Oh my, yes!
- Mike Clark: How much do I owe you?
- Nina Martelli: I never charge cowboys and pilots.
- Mike Clark: You're a doll!
- Mike Clark: Why don't we join forces?
- Nina Martelli: If this is still a pitch, you're wasting your time.
- Mike Clark: Maybe. But, I always keep pitching until the game is absolutely and finally lost. A lot can happen in the last half of a ninth inning.