- King Arthur: Noble knights of the Round Table, ever since the accursed Black Knight captured our Singing Sword, evil times have befallen us. One of ye knights must recover the Singing Sword...
- Sir Osis of Liver: The Black Knight has a fire-breathing dragon!
- Sir Loin of Beef: But-but-but... but the Black Knight is invincib-b-ble!
- King Arthur: Odds bodkins! Hath the knights of the Round Table turned chicken?
- [Clucking sounds and feathers flying]
- Bugs Bunny: [as the court jester] Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck! Only a fool would go after the Singing Sword!
- King Arthur: A good idea, *fool*. Unless you bring back the Singing Sword, you will be put to the rack, burned at the stake, and beheaded.
- Bugs Bunny: Be-be-beheaded?
- [starts laughing, then crying]
- [Sam's dragon is sneezing]
- Sam: Ya crazy, idgit, bedraggled dragon! I warned ya about lettin' your fire get low! Now ya caught cold!
- Bugs Bunny: [after Bugs found the Singing Sword, at the Black Knight's castle and home] I wonder why they call this the Singing Sword?
- [singing Sword performs musical tune "Cuddle Up a Little Closer"]
- [last lines]
- Bugs Bunny: [waving goodbye to Sam and his dragon] Adios! Have a nice trip! Bon voyage! Farewell to thee!
- [singing Sword performs musical tune "Aloha 'Oe"]