Pies and Guys (1958)

Gene Roth: Prof. Sedlitz

Quotes 

• Prof. Quackenbush : Hey, you, with the mattresshead. If I gave you a dollar, and your father gave you a dollar - how many dollars would you have?

  Larry : One dollar.

  Prof. Sedlitz : You don't know your arithmetic.

  Larry : You don't know my father.